Memoirs of a Dreamer
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(via christineejeong)
going through your yearbook at the end of the school year…
first you see the popular girls and you’re like…
then you see your crush and you’re like…
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about School. We were best friends when we were little. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and School was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my graduation party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “School, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re too educational.” I mean I couldn’t have education at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was EDUCATIONAL. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for ninth grade and all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
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